Step into my office for a few moments and see where I work. Due to bizarre company policy I am not actually allowed to publish photo's of my workplace on the internet, and so I can't actually tell you where it is that I work. But here are some photos of the place any how.
This is the door to my office. I have to badge into this door every time I want a coffee or to take a piss or whatever. But it does keep people out of there so it aint too bad.
Here you can see what the people I work with see when they want something from me. I would be sitting in that chair but I had to take the photo instead.
And here's what I see when people want something... Notice how tidy I keep my desk. My mother would be proud.
This is my main photocopier. It's Xerox 5090. It runs at 130 pages per minute and can collate, staple, heat bind and insert sheets into the document. I wanted to get the whole thing in one shot but I could stand far enough back. Maybe I'll kick in the left wall and take a better photo later on.
And these are my laser printers and binding equipment... Bored yet?
And a nice look back to the front of my office.
Check out that Air Conditioner. I have a nice chilly office. Penguins often drop in and compliment me on the nice climate.
This is one of my fabulous stationary cabinets.
This is another one. I have 4 stationary cabinets all up. I also have piles of stuff stashed about the place and many booby traps to protect them all.
And finally a close up of my 'puter. P3 333mghz 98mg ram 4 gig HD CD Rom and infinity speakers.... Not too bad for an office computer...
I hope you enjoyed my office.. Please come again... But if you don't put down that pen you stole from desk I will have to kill you!!!